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I'm an Advisoor. $RIA

$RIA is a meme cryptocurrency with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return, created for entertainment purposes only.


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The Best Tech, Fr, Fr

No thanks.
We block chain.

Crypto and the bitcoins are tempting, but Advisoors choose block chain technology. It's new tech.

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Diversity Committed

Whether you were born into, or chose a popular heritage later in life, $RIA holders enjoy access to an exclusive circle.

2/20? How about 24/7

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Our spreadsheets always stay tucked in.
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Tot Supply: 1,000,000,000
Buy/Sell Tax: 0.00%
LP: 100% Burned
CA: Renounced

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Disclaimer: $RIA is a satirical meme coin with absolutely no intrinsic value. $RIA should not be considered as any kind of financial or investment product. Nothing on this website should be construed as any kind of financial advice. We're here to laugh, rock based fleece vests, and live the Advisoor life. Trust me, bro.

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